I know I'm acting irrationally, but I can't help myself from calling my ex nonstop, leaving crazy voice mails, and stalking his or her social media pages.
I'm going to convince my ex to get back together, just so I can break it off myself for good. Nobody dumps me!
I'm sad, but not lonely! I'll call my friends to come over and help me keep my mind off of my ex.
I'm devastated. That relationship was the only good thing I had going for me, and now it's gone.